after all of this, they looked at each other and said "let's get the freak outta here."
they stepped outside and on to the beach where they walked hand in hand into the sunset. they lived happily ever after.
THE END
they stepped outside and on to the beach where they walked hand in hand into the sunset. they lived happily ever after.
THE END
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Re: happily ever after
Wed, June 8, 2005 - 3:10 PMthe giant prehistoric psychadelic sea turtle had crawled up on the beach and laid it's eggs amidst all the lights and hullaballoo -
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Wed, June 8, 2005 - 3:14 PMthey stood there staring at the sand. the last of the killer sea turtles had been killed. and good thing too, they were all out of ammo. just then... -
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Wed, June 8, 2005 - 3:17 PMthe rocket's red glare in the tropical sky over the molten sea exploded with a resounding BOOM-!!! -
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Re: happily ever after
Wed, June 8, 2005 - 4:00 PMthe chopper had been circling over head for hours raining sea turtles down on them like...like rain. they looked in the beer cooler and sure enough there was one rocket left.
Stan grabbed the rocket and ran out into the sand to plant the it.
"No!" Sandy screamed, "it's covered in beer, it'll never light!"
"it's the only choice we've got" stan replied as set the rocket and lit its beer soaked fuse.
Stan (the man) ran for cover and clutched Sandy as they waited hoping, praying that the rocket would light. it'd take a miracle to hit the chopper. "were doomed" cried sandy but just then "PFSSSSSSSST".
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Re: happily ever after
Wed, June 8, 2005 - 4:06 PMWhile they didn't exactly regret the time they had spent frolicking in the surf and sand, drinking beer, and licking each other's naughty bits like hungy dogs, they were a little concerned about the ammo sitch--that fucking beer they'd sprayed on each other in wild bacchanal abandon was fucking everywhere... -
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Wed, June 8, 2005 - 4:18 PM...was no doubt a sea turtle.
Stan grabbed Sandy by the ass and pulled her with him. she was scared to death and sexually aroused. Couched down under the lifeguard station, amidst the wreckage, they couldn't help but wish they'd packed two less six packs and two more rockets. And -
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Re: happily ever after
Wed, June 8, 2005 - 4:33 PMSandy thought back to when they had first arrived at the island... how idealic it had all seemed, how serene, how captivated by the wildlife she was. But upon reflection, she now realized that their mortal enemy was NOT the mutant chimps, as they had first suspected. She thought back to the tell-tale signs... the patterns in the sand, the eerie prehistoric wailing, the unexplained flakes of psychadelic paint... whoever was raiding their beer and stealing their condoms and lube had a grudge--and an alliance with the military. She knew now--she knew their enemy and the mastermind behind it all... -
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Re: happily ever after
Wed, June 8, 2005 - 4:44 PM...could be heard for miles. it seemed like certain doom. the attacks were coming more and more frequently. the fear of death was making sandy horny. "give it to me" sandy pleaded as she unzipped stan (the man)'s pants. "i need it". apparantly she wasn't the only one was turned on by a fight for survival. he was stiff as a board.
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Re: happily ever after
Wed, June 8, 2005 - 4:57 PMIt had been a dark, horrifying, and bizarre outcome. Sandy found herself feeling confused by her conflicting emotions--the fear migled with a renewed lust for life... thoughts of flying monkeys and psychadelic killer sea turtles swirled in her brain. It made her feel a strange desparate longing. And even though Sandy's screams of ecstasy when Stan pounded her like the waves pounded the surf -
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Re: happily ever after
Thu, June 9, 2005 - 1:09 AMnothing but the contractions of her tight wet pussy.
as his cock stiffened inside her stan couldn't help but wonder how their dream vacation had turned into this horrible nightmare.
violent sea turtles hatched from stolen beer spilled on mutant eggs by flying monkeys??
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