...which is why i seemed to be the only one that ever posted in that tribe.
THE END
THE END
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Re: my love
Mon, June 20, 2005 - 5:14 PMI thought... I'm faster, smarter, and more nimble of mind than everyone else, for whom writing backwards stories is hard. Which is why, and I know... -
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Re: my love
Mon, June 20, 2005 - 5:32 PM...made me burn with envy.
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Mon, June 20, 2005 - 5:56 PMthat mesa thing was a scam. none of them were as smart or hot as I was, but they still got all the perks, which... -
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Re: my love
Mon, June 20, 2005 - 10:10 PM...would have to wait.
all i wanted was one night alone with a chick who's IQ was as big as her tits.
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Tue, June 21, 2005 - 10:50 AMher tits were big but she was as dumb as a rail... finding a tight wet hole for my throbbing manhood... -
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Tue, June 21, 2005 - 11:07 AM...2 munchkins in the kitchen.
after she kicked the last of the munchkins out, she gave me the best head of my life. i thought now's a good time to read her my theory of metaphysics. but when i leaned over to get my briefcase she grabbed me by the rod and said "me want more penis"
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Tue, June 21, 2005 - 11:16 AMher bare round succent ass, still flushed from that spanking I gave her with the spatula, was like a beacon in the dim lighting. but she was distracted by the furry munchkins yipping at her ankles. She had locked most of them in the pantry, but there were still... -
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Re: my love
Tue, June 21, 2005 - 11:24 AMthought it was funny.
so now there were munchkins running about. not the "oreo eating kind" mind you that douglass mentioned at dinner but the "flesh eating kind" that he said were now extinct. deb being from the hills, knew how to handle herself around munchkins. "they fraid of dark", she said. and turned out the lights.
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Tue, June 21, 2005 - 11:33 AMevidently the flash floods had driven douglass' mythical creatures out of their caves and down from the hills. They were wreaking havoc on the land... there were naked munchins obsessed with stuffing fruit in one another... there were munchins with long cigarettes who reeked of tobacco and had tobacco stained beards, there were the kind who hid under beds and in closets to scare children. I should have been mortified, but I -
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Tue, June 21, 2005 - 11:57 AMclosed the door behind me and tossed my rain coat on the chair.
"me name deb" she said. i knew it was a lie but how could i resist. after reading her treatise on ethics, i thought "finally, a girl with brains AND a rack the size of texas"
"me hear noise" she said. i had too, a loud crash that sounded like glass breaking, water rushing and child like giggles.
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Tue, June 21, 2005 - 2:52 PMand thought, next time, i'm taking a cab.
i parked the car and got out. i grabbed my briefcase hoping maybe she could give me some tips on my thesis. since the front door was cordoned off with police "crime scene" tape, i crawled through the bushes peering into every room in her house hoping to catch a glimpse of what douglass referred to as one of the greatest minds of our time. it had just started to rain and i was about ready to give up. Finally, -
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Tue, June 21, 2005 - 4:11 PMThe lorry had taken forever--I was hard just at the thought of meeting this brainiac goddess with her bounteous bosom. I was straining against my pants -
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Tue, June 21, 2005 - 4:27 PM"i assure you logan" douglass said "she'll make you VERY happy". that's all i needed to hear. i threw some cash on the table to cover my drinks and the 6 lap dances and went out front.
i stood outside where the lorry was supposed to pick me up like douglass said, but my sexual anxiety got the best of me.
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Tue, June 21, 2005 - 4:32 PMThat last lap dance almost made me forget deb's treatise on ethics and my metaphysical manifesto. I thought I had a big brain, but my cock was giving it a run for its money. In fact, it was dribbling a little. -
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Tue, June 21, 2005 - 5:04 PMand after jokingly punching him in the face a few times, doug finally dropped it in my lap.
"A TREATISE ON ETHICS by Deb Grandbosom" it read. i flipped through quickly. it read like a fine girly magazine, complete with pictures of people in "unethical behavior". pure genuis. i knew then that i had to meet the author of this fine work and fast. i got up to leave.
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Tue, June 21, 2005 - 5:17 PMstarr was famous for her succulent ass which she swayed provocatively in the faces of her customers. and pert big nippled tits. They curved up like eyelashes. And she knew how to find Deb Grandbosom. In fact, she had one of the few copies of deb's treatise on ethics. She said it had shaped her life. I wondered just what kind of book could give her a shape like that...
As I watched her taunt and tease the stirring cock of one of the bar's patrons, I wondered just what was IN this mysterious treatise... I was torn between pursuing star's ass, and the promise of fulfillment that the treatise held.
starr ground her customer to climax, then exited to the back room with doug. doug motioned for me to follow. He had starr on one arm and the treatise in his free hand. "One or the other buddy, but you can't have both," he said. As provocative as starr was, I was captivated by the promise of Deb Grandbosom's final epiphany. I grabbed him and -
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Tue, June 21, 2005 - 5:35 PMlap dance after lapdance. doug was an animal. we'd gotten lapdances from the hottest chicks in there.
after 5 lap dances and 4 gin and tonics i was more than ready to blow my load. as i'd done the night before, and the night before that, i was ready to go home to my right hand.
just then i saw starr.
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